Mentalising

I've just got a set of talking scales. Actually, because I bought them for 50p from ebay and they come direct from Uzbekistan, they're more like shouting scales. If you're within a 400 mile radius of Muswell Hill you'll know that I now weigh an improbable 55.5kg. Improbably symmetrical but mainly improbably few compared to a month ago.

A month ago I quit a(n also improbable) £50 a day skunk habit and the weight is cascading off me. I'm still much fatter than I was pre-depression, the real culprit being Olanzapine. Obviously I'm just an innocent victim and my eating behaviour is irrelevant. It was the Olanzapine that made me put on 2 stone (several thousand kilos? I've no idea how much a kilo weighs, whether whispered or shouted.) Amazing that a product that manifests itself in a pellet smaller than a tic-tac contains within it several pounds of instant flab.

BTW, do any of you know how much 55.5kg is in the old fat currency?